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Who’s Who?  - a Home Inspection story

At a 9am inspection one balmy Summer morning, I arrived at an inspection property and knocked at the front door.   A middle aged woman in a house coat came to the door, groggy, in bed clothes and the bed head look.  “Hello, I’m the inspector and just wanted to let you know I was out here…seems like I am the first to arrive.”   She smiled and said the buyer is inside.  I did not see a car outside or realtor so I was a little surprised.  It was a few minutes after 9am.  I heard another voice…   I looked up and saw another woman similar in age, in pajamas, disheveled and appeared to have just awoken.  I stepped just inside and said very cheerfully, where is the buyer?  The second woman quickly answered “I’m the buyer.”   The look on my face or the shade of red prompted the following remarks from the first woman (seller):   She stayed over… it’s not like we are lesbians or anything!  I responded in a very shaky nervous voice “okay then … I inspect straight woman too”   It came out so wrong and awkward!  I was beet red.  The seller quickly jumped in said where do you want to start?  I had a knee jerk reaction and said the “bedroom” since my thought were wandering and confused.    A laugh broke out from us all. JIf you are thinking of buying or selling a home in New Jersey, GET AN INSPECTION.  4Seasons Home Inspection, LLC  is very LBGTI friendly and we have personality!  

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